The rant of the vehicular sales consultant...

[awesomesprout]

Just once.... I wish I could wear jeans to work. All you people who get to dress " casually " at work. Enjoy it. I have to dress tight-assed business like every day.

I had a dream last night that I had gotten to work and my dealership was closed. And I was out of a job. It was horrible.

I'm so terrified of this job.

Like what if I don't sell any other cars?

What if that was the only one and it was just there to give me a taste. To tease me. And then it will all be taken away.

I'm so scared that I won't be able to do it anymore.

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[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm so scared that I won't be able to do it anymore.

That's Captain Paranoia speaking. Remember: Captain Paranoia is a bastard and he's nobody's friend.

Beat Capt. Paranoia senseless with a baseball bat!

You've got a great personality for sales, and you can knock people's socks of with your brand loyalty and knowledge about cars. You CAN do this, dammit - but only if you believe in yourself, too!

And when you sell a car this afternoon, I shall take you out and feed you Hypnotic all night. Or something. :)

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

hehe :) ok :) And it's Hypnotiq :) check it out! In like Cresent City loren and I FINALLY found MINI MINI Bottle of Hypnotiq.. we were like OH MY GOD!! :: snatch snatch ::

hehe :) And we bought rose flavored vodka :)

Thanks for the words of encouragement... I'm just drained and it's starting to eat at my self-confidence.

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Rose...flavored...vodka? I'm intrigued!

I saw that hypnotiq stuff at Safeway - $22 dollars a bottle! OMG! There has got to be a cheaper home-brew recipe for the stuff!

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

Hypnotiq is basically vodka, whatever type of liquer hennessey is, and fruit juice. There's also a new line of drinks similar to HQ called Envy. And those flavors are like Mango-melon ( it's BRIGHT green ) and there's a blue one that looks like HQ... it's pretty interesting...

Yah HQ isn't cheap. 22 is actually relatively good pricing. Most times I see it for 35.

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Vodka, cognac and fruit juice? Must be some interesting fruit! I know they add food coloring to it, of course...

You know what would probably be the cheapest source if you wanted to buy the stuff for consumption at home? CostCo.

My addictive drink-o-choice isn't cheap, either - It's Hennessy and Grand Marnier. Yummy but oh-so-expensive at a bar. It also knocks me off my feet at 20 paces...