The rant of the vehicular sales consultant...

[awesomesprout]

Just once.... I wish I could wear jeans to work. All you people who get to dress " casually " at work. Enjoy it. I have to dress tight-assed business like every day.

I had a dream last night that I had gotten to work and my dealership was closed. And I was out of a job. It was horrible.

I'm so terrified of this job.

Like what if I don't sell any other cars?

What if that was the only one and it was just there to give me a taste. To tease me. And then it will all be taken away.

I'm so scared that I won't be able to do it anymore.

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[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm so scared that I won't be able to do it anymore.

That's Captain Paranoia speaking. Remember: Captain Paranoia is a bastard and he's nobody's friend.

Beat Capt. Paranoia senseless with a baseball bat!

You've got a great personality for sales, and you can knock people's socks of with your brand loyalty and knowledge about cars. You CAN do this, dammit - but only if you believe in yourself, too!

And when you sell a car this afternoon, I shall take you out and feed you Hypnotic all night. Or something. :)