BLAHHHHHH!!!!

[awesomesprout]

Goddamnit. I'm sick. Blah. No likee beingee sickee... Ok. I will be taking applications for the position of personal nurse to take care of me. Ya know the usual... Spongebaths... feed me medicine... be my foot rest... fluff my pillows...

This job pays : My undivided attention for the duration of my sickness. Cuz let's face it boys and girls. Jessica is po'.

Feel free to use this job on your resume for future job ops.
If I am kept satisfied with your work then I will recommend you highly.

And finally.

Uniform: Male: White briefs and a nurses hat. Females: Low cut and high rise nurses outfit with matching hat. NO EXCEPTIONS!

So yes. Please let the screening process begin :)


hehehehehehheheheheh :: evil grin ::

I'm so bad :) So yes... I'm sick.. and it sucks.... and whine whine whine... Alright. I'm going back to bed now :) hehe :)

Comments

[ophelia-tamora.livejournal.com]

chica, get well soon...

this cold sucks all kinds of ass. and it's real hard to kick. just get plenty of vitamin c and rest. oh, and chicken soup. chicken soup is good stuff.

[hailingechoes.livejournal.com]

tempting but alass I know not where you live (in specifics)