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[awesomesprout]

You know it's funny when drunk people speak their thoughts outloud they don't realize they've been talking for like 20 minutes non-stop.... hell they don't even realize they've been talking outloud....

Yah so like woo go me. I have an ultimadum now...

I have once again ( yes, I know, she likes to repeat herself ) 30 days to get a job and yadda yadda yadda or my shit's on the lawn and I'm homeless. Welp. Go me. That's life.

Yah know.. What's funny about this whole thing? I've lived here 2 weeks. Yah. That's right. 2 freakin weeks.

Week 1: Moved in, unpacked got settled

Week 2: Carted my cousin around and played tourist/chauffer because my grandma was working and no one else could do it.

So uhm. yah. I had a WHOLE HELL of a lot of time to do this whole change my life overnight thing... oh right.. overnight's not good enough... ( Yes... she is STILL talking. Like she just won't shut up...and it's funny cuz she's like.. I'm not gonna say anything else about this!! And then she'll keep talking for like 20 more minutes... good lord. ) So yah. Cuz I'm never gonna be good enough for her so I'm just gonna get my little lame-o office job...take over my computer payments and shut her ass up. I'm not fucking 15 anymore and I don't need her bullshit. So I'm only gonna take it for so long and then I'm out.

And yes... she's STILL talking...

Damn. Mebbe I should take up drinking beer... it's got like crack in it or something cuz she never has this much energy about anything except me being her verbal punching bag. Welp... Welcome to the world o' Jessica

And yes... she is STILL talking...