Stolen from koga

[awesomesprout]

Do you have any piercings? Ears/cartilage.... I think if I get anymore cartilage piercings my ears are going to make a small gasping sound and fall off... :)

Any Tattoos?: One... soon to be more :)

Do you like candles?: Why.... yes :)

Do you like hot wax?: Not on my body... but I do like to pour..

Do you like incense?: Yup :)

Do you like the taste of blood?: Too metallic...

Fetishes?: How bout you just relax and find out as we go along?

Biggest turn on?: Sense of humor, spontaneous nature, intelligence, and eyes ;) WOo...

Are you a masochist, sadist, both, or neither?: Both baby! Rawr!

Are you one kinky son of a bitch?: If I'm in the mood... hell yah!

Sexual Preference: I like boys and I like girls.... you figure it out...

If you could meet anyone famous in the world, (i.e.: they've been on television, or in a book, movie, etc...) who and why?: Steve the Croc Hunter. Just so I could ask if he's ever seen a male guhwana ( spelling? )

If you could be anywhere, in the entire world right now, where would you be?: In bed, snuggling with a certain person cuz if I had my way... they wouldn't have to be working tomorrow and we could spend the night talking and snuggling until exhaustion....

Weirdest thing you've ever masturbated with?: Uhm... A japanese soda bottle...

What song is stuck in your head right now?: None... mainly just praying to god this lightening doesn't cause my computer to black out again in the middle of this post...

Do you like stuffed animals?: Love em.. but I prefer a human to snuggle with

If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?: Hm. I don't know.

Person you wish you could be with right now?: They know who they are...

What do you want done with your body when you die?: I want a thai buddist ceremony like my father had... then cremation and my ashes spread over the ocean

Do you have a Valentine? If so, who?: Uhm.. it's like august...

Do you believe in love?: Of course...

Do you believe in soul mates?: Not sure anymore... I just take things as they come..

Do you believe in love at first sight?: No... I need to look a second time :)

Do you believe in Heaven? Hell?: Yah. Hell is called working for SBC under the management team there. Heaven is friends who you can have fun with.

Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?: Nah... dem ain't real foo...

Have You Ever:

Smoked?: Yes. And I'll have you all know, I after the inspiration of a certain person.. I've stopped smoking cloves too. So now. I'm completely smoke free...

Been Drunk as hell?: Nope.. I was always too afraid to drink cuz of my medication

Had sex with someone of the opposite sex?: Uhm... yah. That's how it usually works with me..

Had sex with someone of the same sex?: Yah. It was pretty sweet... Got a minute? I'll give you all the juicy details :) mwahhha

Shoplifted?: When I was like 5... my mom kicked my ass but let me have the toy anyway :)

Lied?: Yes. But I don't do it often.

Betrayed a friend?: Not intentionally.. it just happened...

Been to jail?: No... I try to not get caught.. you know how that goes..

Smoked weed?: Yah in the like 7th grade.. I Was such a gothic rebel..

Done LSD?: No... I like to fry my brain other ways ;) Like thinking too much...

Done any other illegal drug?: Yah. E 2 times.... and that's all it will ever be.

Given oral sex?: Yes. And I'll let you decide how good I am at it :)

Received oral sex?: Yes. but I don't just let anyone do it.. you gotta earn it... You know you're special if I let you give me head :)

Been engaged?: Yes... for a short while I Was.... it didn't work out obviously ;)

Woke up and didn't know who the hell was next to you?: No... but I have said the wrong name during sex... :) Do'h!

Had sex with something not of the human race?: Uhm. No.

Had sex with something not alive?: Once again... nope...

Cheated on someone?: Yes.. I felt awful..

Used someone?: Not intentionally... it just happened

Paid someone for sex?: No. They pay me!! mwahahahh :) I'm that good!! :) joking...

Been paid for sex?: Uhm.. not sex but for other things... ask me about it... great story :)

Played strip poker?: No but I'd love to kick someone's ass in it...

Skipped school?: Yah. They didn't call it SENIOR CUT DAY for nothin! :)

Skipped school to get high/drunk?: No... I was rebellious but my drug phase was over by then

Danced naked?: All the time!!

Danced naked in public?: Ok.. no... I'd seriously need to hit the gym first..

Flashed someone?: Haha :) I tend to let things " show " every now and then..

Mooned someone?: HAHA :) NO.

Kissed someone of the same sex?: Yah... it was nice...ooo tongue piercing..

Had sexual fantasies?: Ok. Duh.

Had gay/lesbian fantasies?: Why... gina gershon.. I didn't order no pizza.. BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!

Stolen money?: Sadly.. yes...

Stolen money from family?: See above.

Stolen drugs from family?: HEy! I can't help it if my uncle knows where to get the good weed ok!!! Sheesh! :)

Been convicted of a crime?: No... when you're grandmother knows every cop in the city of pinole... you tend not to get in trouble... or just hang out in other cities a lot : )

Dated someone because you heard they were easy?: No... I find out they're easy after I date them..

Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?: Probably. But notice it didn't work out...

Been called a whore?: Not with malicious intent... I hope..

Been called a bitch?: Yah... they got slapped for that.

Watched porn?: What? Starred in a porno!? What?! :) heh heh heh... mebbe if you're lucky I'll send it to you :)

Taped porn?: Wait.. does that mean make a porno? cuz like.. I've done that..

Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?: Yes! Of course!! It looked great on the accident report :) haha joking..

Had sex with someone in a moving vehicle?: No... done the road head thing but nothin else..

Used sex 'toys'?: Uhm. Big ol DUH!!

Tried to kill yourself?: Thought about it.. never attempted it.. Thanks suicide helpline guy with the sexy voice!

Tried to kill someone else?: No... been angry enough to tho...

Told someone you hated them?: Yes..


Have you... in the last 24 hours:

Taken a shower?: Oh yah.. bet you wish you were there huh! :)

Pinched anyone's butt?: Awww yah!

Kissed someone?: :: sighs happily :: Yup..

Had sex?: No... been a while for that one...

Been drunk?: Only a handful of times...

Been high?: Yah.. it was lame tho..

Been in a fight?: Yah. I'm not to be fucked with....

Sang?: Well yah.. ever driven with me? I'm a regular Celine Dion yo :)

Danced?: Hell fuckin yes! :) I love to dance!

Made someone laugh?: :: giggles :: Yah... I'm pretty funny sometimes..

Has someone else made you laugh?: Hell yah.. D and J are hilarious when they get together..

Had a philosophical conversation?: Nope...

Contemplated suicide?: Nope..

Wished on a star?: No.. I was too busy trying to get home and away from the lightening storm I was driving in!

Fantasized about someone?: Mmm oh yes :)

Masturbated?: Not in a while... oh man.. the other night... woo... that was nice.. :)

Would you rather....:

Be in the Mountains or at the Beach?: Beach.. I'm a water baby...

Have someone break up with you or break up with someone?: Break up with someone..

Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain?: Depends on the situation..

Be alone or with someone else?: Depends on how I feel at the moment

What time is it?: 1:00am

Say one good thing about yourself: I can bend my tongue 5 different ways :) :: grin ::


[Name] Jessica...
[Nicknames] Sprout, Sing Mui, Baby Dragon, Snowpea, Sprinkles, Jessie, Gecky, Jessie Linn
[Screen name] AIM: LilGrnSnoP , Yahoo: Dragonreleasedwithen
[Birthday] November 26th, 1981... Thanksgiving!!
[Age] 21
[Astrological sign?] Sag...
[Chinese zodiac sign?] COCK! I mean... rooster :)
[Location] Rodeo
[Sexual Preference] Hmm.. girls.. boys... they're all fun :)
[Marital Status] Yah.. I'm single.. woo...
[Religion] None none none!
[Current Hair color/length] Brown/blonde... little past my chin
[Eye color... W/ & W/O contacts] Auburn...
[Height] 5'7
[Weight] 240lbs... I don't look it!! Stupid swimmer legs... :: Grumble ::
[Shoe size] 9 :)
[Parents still together?] Nope...
[ Siblings? ] None...
[ Do they look like you? ] Uh.. no?
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] None...
[ Kids of your own? ] Not that I know of...
[ Pets?] 3 kitties and fishie :) Woo :)
[ In school/graduated?] got through highschool... now I'm gonna eventually start collage..
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] I live back home with my family...
[ What do you do for work? ] Operator at target...
[ How much do you make? ] Uhm. like you so don't want to know that.. it's really lame..
[ Have any credit cards? ] Not anymore..
[ What do you drive? ] 2002 VW Beetle...

Favorites
[ Color ] Blue
[ Number ] 4:44 :) Long story..
[ Animal ] Cats, guinea pigs, and whales...
[ Vehicle ] Supra...
[ Flower ] Anything exotic... there are some amazing looking breeds of tulips I like too...
[ Scent ] Anything CK on me... and guy's cologne in general get's me randy :)
[ Shape ] STAR!!
[ Drinks ] Dr. Pepper... Frappeccino....
[ Soda ] See above!!
[ Book ] Lightening by Dean Koontz
[ Author ] Dean Koontz
[ Band ] Uhm... I dunno :)
[ Song ] I miss you - Incubus
[ Color your hair? ] Gonna do it again soon prolly..
[ Twirl your hair? ] If it's in pigtails :)
[ Have tattoos? ] Yes...
[ Piercings? ] Just ears.. :)
[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ] Not at the moment... I'm workin on it :) hehe.. :: wink wink nudge nudge ::
[ Floss daily? ] BAH!
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] I don't do tests or homework..
[ Drink/Smoke? ] Nope....
[ Like roller coasters? ] Rawr. Bring it on
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] Europe :)
[ Believe in online dating? ] Uhm. Mebbe when I was like 12...
[ Want more piercings? ] Maybe... who knows..
[ Like cleaning? ] BAHHHHHH!!
[ Write in cursive or print? ] I only write in cursive.. nasty habit.
[ Carry a donor card? ] Nope...
[ Swear a lot? ] I can if I get heated about something : )
[ Own a web cam? ] Awww yah...
[ Know how to drive? ] I wouldn't have it any other way..
[ Diet? ] BAH! Eff that..
[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes... It's turned off right now.. I'm working to pay it and get it turned back on...
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] Yah.. I gotta sleep sometime..
[ Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ] Only on fridays and for schizer videos..
[ Hablar Espanol? ] Si. Hablo espanol asi asi. Pero no quiero hablo espanol ahora.
[ Quack? Quack quack? ] Moo.

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket? ] Hahaha.. yah.. that's a hella funny story too...
[ DUI? ] nope.. I'm not stupid..
[ Been in a wreck? ] A few...
[ Been arrested? ] No... I try to avoid such things..
[ Been in a fist fight? ] YAh. As I said before. I'm quiet about most things.. but you piss me off, you don't live to regret it.
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Only one time.. I was like 7 :) hehe
[ Stolen a car? ] Just my grandma's to go out late at night :) hehe...
[ Stolen anything? ] Yah...
[ Held a gun? ] Yup.. I trained in SWAT gear to shoot a .357 magnum..
[ Pot? ] Flower?
[ Crack? ] In my butt...
[ Drink? ] Sometimes..
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] No... I don't need to be drunk to do that.. I have friends who do it for me... isn't that right Jennifer?
[ Posed for nude pics? ] Yah.. I'm always down to be nekked...
[ Considered a life of crime? ] HEy... bill collectors don't care HOW they get their money..
[ Considered being a hooker? ] Naw.. I've got too high of standards for that.. I'd never make any money...
[ Cheated on someone? ] Yah.. and I felt awful about it...
[ Been married? ] No... didn't make it that far..
[ Cried over a girl? ] Yah.
[ Cried over a boy? ] Uhm. Yes...
[ Lied to someone? ] Yah... it happens..
[ Been in love? ] Totally and utterly... and look at that. I'm HELLA SINGLE!
[ Had sex outdoors? ] No, but I'd like to try it :)
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] Yes.. .it's tough...
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] Yah :) How do you think I learned how to kiss?
[ Been rejected? ] Fuck yes..
[ Been in lust? ] Ohhhh yes :)
[ Used someone? ] Not on purpose...
[ Been used? ] I don't let it happen...
[ Been cheated on? ] Nope...
[ Been kissed? ] UHm. No. I only have sex without kissing.. yah. That's it...
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] Well yah..
[ Tried to kill yourself? ] No.. I got talked out of it...

Comments

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ahh, gotcha. Thanks. I'm just a fussy old coot. :)

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

YAh!! Go drink your prune juice and let me finish my pac-man lady!! Geez.... hehe..