Myth...

[awesomesprout]

Ok I'd like to dispell a rumor that is going around.

AXE and TAG bodyspray DOOOOO NOT Make you smell good.

They do NOT attract women.

Unless those women are cheap and have poor taste.

That is all.

Now if only my fuckin roommate knew that and didn't choke me everytime he put it on.

No wait. Lemme rephrase that.

DOUSED HIMSELF IN IT LIKE HE WAS A FIRE AND THE AXE SPRAY WAS THE WATER.

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[shannybug.livejournal.com]

Unless those women are cheap and have poor taste.
Well then you just called me cheap and having poor taste.