awesomesprout

So weds. I have a competition at work. If I win this round I get to go on to district then Zone. Winning money, prizes, and plaques along the way.

The grand prize is money and a trip to Ohio where the first plant was established in the US and I get to drive on the Honda Racetrack.

That'd be DOPE! :)

So yah.. here's to hopin.

I've seriously considered like changing the way I talk to customers... Maybe I could go for some like German Dominatrix Persona...

< customer walks in >

" Velcome to Jeem Dohten Honda. I am Frauline Jessica. VAT DO YOU VANT TO BUY! :: slaps riding crop :: "

" Uhm. Oh my god. A Civic? "

" Ooohhhh. You think you are vorthy of the Ceeveec. FOLLOW ME! I SHOW YOU CAR! :: slaps riding crop :: "

" Oh... oh ok. Uhm... Please don't hurt me. I just want to look. Not buying today. "

" Look? LOOK?!?! YOU VILL BUY CAR! OR YOU GET TORTURE!!! :: slaps riding crop :: "

" Ok! I'll buy it!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! "

" Really? Right this way, we just need to fill out a little paperwork and you'll be on your way. "

" HEY! What happened to your accent?! "

" Uh. DON'T YOU DARE CROSS ME!!!! :: slaps riding crop :: "

" Ok ok! SORRY!! I'll sign anything!! "

Meh heh heh....

A girl can dream..

Work.

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