Oh lord....

[awesomesprout]

So as I'm typing this, my roommate is putting up some janky ass alarm system his parents suggested he install because of his car getting stolen.

I know for a FACT that if there has been any type of robbery around my area, it's all been vehicular.

Did he think to ask that? No.

Is he a paranoid and naive white boy from Danville? Yes.

The second that thing goes off and either wakes me up, malfunctions and I get complained to by a neighbor, or does anything to piss me off.

I'm ripping it off the wall and throwing it in the garbage.

'Nuff said.

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[cairobat.livejournal.com]

My husband used to install alarms professionally and is now professionally unemployed, so if your roomie wants it done right, feel free to pass contact info along.

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

It's just a really basic one. It's got the thingies on the door that look like magnets and when you open the door it makes a little noise... and yah. I'm givin him a chance but if it annoys me. It's gonna go down like the fax machine in office space :)