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awesomesprout) wrote2005-03-30 08:06 am
awesomesprout) wrote2005-03-30 08:06 am
GRrrrrrr....
Rant about my roommate:
Dear Brent,
I know you'll never see this so I'm going to say this the way I'd WANT to say this to your face.
First off, you're a really nice guy. You always pay your rent on time which I appreciate. Well ok, except for the one time you paid me in a check and it caused the rent check to bounce because B of A put a hold on the check you gave me. I so should have made you pay for the overdraft fee on that one.
Anyways, you're a clean guy and not really around much which is cool I guess.
Now, there's a few things you do that REALLY bug me.
1. You slam the doors. Unlike you, I don't get up at the ass crack off dawn. So when you're up at like 6 or 7am and you shut the door loudly, it wakes me up. You wake me up EVERY morning.
2. You only clean up after YOUR messes. I think it's great you keep your room clean and do your own dishes, but uhm, hello! There's a whole bunch more apartment that you use that you don't clean. Like the bathroom, or the living room!
3. YOU DON'T CHANGE THE GODDAMN TOILET PAPER WHEN IT RUNS OUT!!! What are you, 2? It's a good thing I keep a box of tissue in the bathroom or I'd really be shit out of luck, eh? ( no pun intended )
You've lived with roommates before. You know what is required. Why is this such a damn issue?
You've swept the kitchen floor, what, once? And then told me you did it! That's great, what do you want a cookie? I sweep the kitchen floor almost every day!
So anyways, that's all I wanted to say.
Hope you had a good day at work.
Your roommate,
Jessica
Dear Brent,
I know you'll never see this so I'm going to say this the way I'd WANT to say this to your face.
First off, you're a really nice guy. You always pay your rent on time which I appreciate. Well ok, except for the one time you paid me in a check and it caused the rent check to bounce because B of A put a hold on the check you gave me. I so should have made you pay for the overdraft fee on that one.
Anyways, you're a clean guy and not really around much which is cool I guess.
Now, there's a few things you do that REALLY bug me.
1. You slam the doors. Unlike you, I don't get up at the ass crack off dawn. So when you're up at like 6 or 7am and you shut the door loudly, it wakes me up. You wake me up EVERY morning.
2. You only clean up after YOUR messes. I think it's great you keep your room clean and do your own dishes, but uhm, hello! There's a whole bunch more apartment that you use that you don't clean. Like the bathroom, or the living room!
3. YOU DON'T CHANGE THE GODDAMN TOILET PAPER WHEN IT RUNS OUT!!! What are you, 2? It's a good thing I keep a box of tissue in the bathroom or I'd really be shit out of luck, eh? ( no pun intended )
You've lived with roommates before. You know what is required. Why is this such a damn issue?
You've swept the kitchen floor, what, once? And then told me you did it! That's great, what do you want a cookie? I sweep the kitchen floor almost every day!
So anyways, that's all I wanted to say.
Hope you had a good day at work.
Your roommate,
Jessica
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OH MY GOD, WHY DOES EVERY ROOMMATE DO THIS?!?! OK, so not all (tim doesn't), but this is a huge pet peeve of mine.
People do it at WORK too, and it drives me crazy! Every time I go into the bathroom there, the roll is either empty, or there's a new roll of TP sitting on top of the empty roll. So you were fine with getting up and grabbing a new roll, but too damn lazy to pop the bar out and throw the old roll in the trash can right next to the toilet? WTF is that?!