Ohhhh kayyy. Sickk as a dog... gonnnnna vomit....

[awesomesprout]

Holy f'n shit! My ass has been ROYALLY kicked by the Flu crapped out of Satan's ass. Otherwise known as Assflu.

I've been in bed for the last 2 and a half days.

I say half because my boss made me leave work early on friday. I took yesterday and today off.

I'm in pain. I cough. I sneeze. I can't breathe. I just hurt... all over. I coughed so hard and so much yesterday that my abs hurt. And I couldn't cough or laugh without doubling over in pain.

Loren has been a doll taking care of me. He bought me medicine, food, water, etc. Was going to do my laundry for me but I didn't know that so I didn't bring it :( So instead he gave me money to do my laundry when I feel better.

The only times I got out of bed was to feed Johanna and Alex's kitties, pick Loren up from BART after wondercon or to pee.

I couldn't even walk and almost passed out in the shower. I'm like starving, but can't eat. This freakin sucks!

Hopefully a 4 and a half day weekend will do me good.

Uggggg....

Back to bed.

Comments

[kinkywizard.livejournal.com]

assflu....holly molly is that funny...I cryed to that...thank you

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

hehe... no problem :)

[ilanabelladonna.livejournal.com]

Livejournal wouldn't let me post this on the icon journal, so, here:

Hope that's good!<3

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

That's totally awesome! Thank you sooooo much.. Will credit! :)

[cloudlogic.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm a Jessica as well.. I just came across your journal..

I'm cracking up from the assflu comment! haha

Hope you feel better :)

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

Hi Jessica, nice to meet you! :) I have a co-worker named Jessica also. At work, people will yell out: " Hey Jessica! " just to see if we'll both turn around... evil.. evil people :)

Thanks a lot for the love! Feel free to add me! Glad you liked my Assflu name :)

[cloudlogic.livejournal.com]

It is difficult having such a popular name! There used to be 4 Jessica's in my nursing class, but now there's just me :)

Sure, I'll add you :)

[thetrader.livejournal.com]

You talk about Loren so much, but when am I ever gonna see a pic of the two of you?? Huh?!?

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

I can post a picture of him if you wanna see it. There's also new picks of me at sproutchk.yafro.com

[thetrader.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, awesome!