Best conversation....ever. :)

Ok so I was at this new hang out spot of mine, chillen with some new lesbian friends I made. And we had a really funny moment... it goes a little something like this:

Me: So how old are you gonna be on Tuesday?

Her: How old do I look like I'm gonna be?

Me: :: thinks for a moment :: Uhmmmm... 29?!

Her: Try 39.

Me: NO SHIT?!

Her: No shit. I'm tellin' ya. Become a dyke and it takes 10 years off instantly.

Me: :: laughing hysterically ::