Best conversation....ever. :)
Ok so I was at this new hang out spot of mine, chillen with some new lesbian friends I made. And we had a really funny moment... it goes a little something like this:
Me: So how old are you gonna be on Tuesday?
Her: How old do I look like I'm gonna be?
Me: :: thinks for a moment :: Uhmmmm... 29?!
Her: Try 39.
Me: NO SHIT?!
Her: No shit. I'm tellin' ya. Become a dyke and it takes 10 years off instantly.
Me: :: laughing hysterically ::
Me: So how old are you gonna be on Tuesday?
Her: How old do I look like I'm gonna be?
Me: :: thinks for a moment :: Uhmmmm... 29?!
Her: Try 39.
Me: NO SHIT?!
Her: No shit. I'm tellin' ya. Become a dyke and it takes 10 years off instantly.
Me: :: laughing hysterically ::