Jul. 17th, 2005
Dear Person at the Little League Game by my apartment blowing the horn that sounds like a dying cow,
While, I'm happy for you that you're an involved parent and all. I hope you're not too offended when I say I'm fucking glad this is the world series and your obnoxious, horn blowing every 30 second ass isn't going to be near my apartment for at least a few months so I can finally get some much needed sleep on the weekends. And if I had a little more energy, much like I would from getting a good night's rest. I'd walk over to the field. Find you. And break your little horn thingy right in front of everyone to show how your stupid actions affect those around you.
Because I'm sure EVERYONE in the stands is LOVING the fact that you keep blowing that thing in their ears approx. every 30 seconds.
Or maybe you'll just run out of breath and pass out.
Sigh. I suppose we can only hope, right?
Jackass.
Sincerely,
One of the neighbors of the ball field that you're being ever so considerate of.
While, I'm happy for you that you're an involved parent and all. I hope you're not too offended when I say I'm fucking glad this is the world series and your obnoxious, horn blowing every 30 second ass isn't going to be near my apartment for at least a few months so I can finally get some much needed sleep on the weekends. And if I had a little more energy, much like I would from getting a good night's rest. I'd walk over to the field. Find you. And break your little horn thingy right in front of everyone to show how your stupid actions affect those around you.
Because I'm sure EVERYONE in the stands is LOVING the fact that you keep blowing that thing in their ears approx. every 30 seconds.
Or maybe you'll just run out of breath and pass out.
Sigh. I suppose we can only hope, right?
Jackass.
Sincerely,
One of the neighbors of the ball field that you're being ever so considerate of.