done once before then stolen and done again from kevin

Dear JELL-O Ass,

By the time you read this, I'll be long gone. I'm sorry for doing this but, it fulfills my sadistic fantasies. I know this might comes as a bit of a surprise to you - especially because you're too buried in porn to notice. But I'm sorry – I just need hot sex with someone who isn't a human potato sack. I think you're a psychopath, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a German Scat Aficionado, and I'm beyond that. You like declawed rodentia colonics, you eat endangered species, and enjoy televised sports, and I don't like confessing my love for any of these things. Your favorite movie is Anything Steven Segal, and your favorite band is Whitesnake. Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said "Nuke me some fucking hash browns!". Anyway, I want to date everyone at your firm. But you know what? I still want to be acquaintances. We can totally talk once a year . We had some good times, or so it looks on the videotape (even though I'm passed out) . But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no committing arson. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $5,000 you owe me, or the fact that you threw bleach on my face. So take care of yourself - and irrigate that chancre.

Peace Out,

Jessers

P.S. Your box is nasty stank.

Tattoo's part 2 :) haha :)

Ok so. Danni, Eric, Ethan. This goes out to you! When are you ready to get your tats? Ethan I know you're just gonna come and watch us all scream like schoolgirls but eric n danni you need to figure out when you wanna do this cuz I'm ready now :) hehe.. no rush.. reallly... so lemme know and we'll start planning :) woot woot :)

Woooohooo :)

So today was highly eventful.. I paid like 95% of my bills off... well for this month at least.. finally mailed the package I meant to mail... went to my psychiatrist's and got a refill on my meds... got a haircut.. it's pretty short now... uhm... had a nice dinner with allen... FINALLY bought a computer chair!! Got my digital camera in mail and all that's left is my mp3 player which should be here by the end of the week and bought barstools for my new place!! Yay!! :) Now that I'm broke :) It's ok.. I'm happy :) And I bought some other furniture and cleaning stuff and apt. stuff from target for when I move.. so I may be broke and I may not have food but at least my new apt will look slammin! :) heheh :) Welp... see ya'll!

P.s.
Ethan? Are you mad at me? I haven't heard from you since friday... call me :(