Ahem.

[awesomesprout]

You know you just bought and watched some good quality porn when a scene in it features a guy rubbing his member on a red, white, and blue jell-o mold shaped like the u.s.

Please return to your regularly scheduled broadcast.

Comments

you really

[l33tsysadmin.livejournal.com]

need to get some better quality porno.

I guess this is just another case of "don't send a woman to do a man's job."

Re: you really

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

Dood whatever! This is great quality! It's from Good Vibes even!

[kinkywizard.livejournal.com]

no no no...you need classier porno man...

[risingphoenix13.livejournal.com]

All of a sudden... I'm thinking of the video for I Like to Watch...