Final post of the night.

[awesomesprout]

Dear little virus bastards currently invading my body,

You've overstayed your welcome. You've eaten me out of house and home and run up my internal phone bill.

And by the way. You're fired.

If you don't leave. I'll have to use necessary force in the form of heavy medication.

You've been warned.

Have a pleasant day.

Your host human,

Jessica L. McCarthy
Human, And founder of Jessica L. McCarthy
Manager and C.E.O.