Oh and much hilarity ensued...
Dec. 13th, 2003 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
awesomesproutEthan and I... I swear... sometimes.. there just isn't words for it..
EthanIsASexyStud: Doot dee doo
SproutChk: yeth?
SproutChk: :)
SproutChk: I want a 650,000 dollar enzo ferrari :)
EthanIsASexyStud: You're in luck!
EthanIsASexyStud: I JUST bought one yesterday.
EthanIsASexyStud: And I'll SO give you a deal. It's a steal at $625,000.
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: Uh. I sell cars. Don't EVEN try to negotiate with me. IF you do. I will have YOU giving ME money by the end of it :)
EthanIsASexyStud: ;P
SproutChk: I'm good, what can I say? :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *shudders*...
EthanIsASexyStud: *drops the keys*
EthanIsASexyStud: please don't hurt me, mr. salesman...
SproutChk: THOUGHT SO!
SproutChk: hehe :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *runs away!*
EthanIsASexyStud: :) hehe
EthanIsASexyStud: Man, can you IMAGINE the commission on Ferrari's!
EthanIsASexyStud: Woooooo doggies
EthanIsASexyStud: First Hyundai. The next logical step is Ferrari, right?
SproutChk: I was gonna go for like.. BMW or Lexus :) Then Ferrari. Oh man. To be a ferrari seller you gotta have MAJOR recommendations. MAJOR experience. MAJOR skills :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *nod*
EthanIsASexyStud: Uh, Major HOOKUPS with Mr. Ferrari... HIMSELF!
SproutChk: Yah It's one of those " whos dick do I gotta suck for THAT job "
EthanIsASexyStud: Like, you have to go to Ferrari parties n shit
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh fuck that
EthanIsASexyStud: If it were that easy, I'd OWN Ferrari by now.
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: and you'd prolly have to relocate to like either miami. vegas. L.a.
EthanIsASexyStud: *nod*
SproutChk: haha :)
SproutChk: you and me both sista
EthanIsASexyStud: haha
EthanIsASexyStud: *highfive*
SproutChk: :: laughs ::
EthanIsASexyStud: Aite, it's time to do the CHEER
EthanIsASexyStud: *clap... clapclap... clap... clapclap*
EthanIsASexyStud: go girl!
EthanIsASexyStud: *clap... clapclap...*
EthanIsASexyStud: *nail flies off*
SproutChk: you have NO idea how hard I was laughing at my birthday cheer on LJ :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *laughs*
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh yes, that little thing... ;P
SproutChk: :: uses palms to get fake ass curls out of face :: Aight Imma do it
EthanIsASexyStud: Hahahahah! Palms, that's great
SproutChk: My name is Skanknetta
EthanIsASexyStud: Aite, go gurl!
EthanIsASexyStud: *right*
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: I do mah dance
SproutChk: SAY RIGHT BITCH!
SproutChk: DON'T MAKE ME START OVER!
EthanIsASexyStud: Oops
EthanIsASexyStud: DAMN
EthanIsASexyStud: shit, I'm looking for my NAIL
EthanIsASexyStud: you gots any glue?
SproutChk: Nawww girl you know that shit give you hives
EthanIsASexyStud: Mmmhmm, you right, you right
EthanIsASexyStud: okay
EthanIsASexyStud: *RIGHT*
SproutChk: Ok Imma keep doin dis
SproutChk: I make mah money
EthanIsASexyStud: *RIGGGGGGHT*
SproutChk: Lettin guys in mah pants!!! SHHH BOOYAH SHH SHH SHHH BOOYAH! ROLL CALL!!
EthanIsASexyStud: I SAAAAAID *RIGHT*
EthanIsASexyStud: Ohhhhhh
SproutChk: I saw dat, ho
EthanIsASexyStud: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh hoooooooo hooooooo
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh hellz naw
EthanIsASexyStud: *grabs the vaseline*
EthanIsASexyStud: that's IT, the rangs comin' off
SproutChk: Ohhhhhhh ho doh doh doh... you NEEDS to be REPRESENTIN in dis mix
EthanIsASexyStud: *laughs*
EthanIsASexyStud: That makes me think of that scene from Scary Movie ..3?
SproutChk: :: snicker ::
SproutChk: which scene/
EthanIsASexyStud: Where they're in the classroom and the woman's a teacher or something and she's all... AITE, now who the FUCK did that?
SproutChk: OH YAH! :)
SproutChk: that was so funny!
EthanIsASexyStud: Ah...
EthanIsASexyStud: I'm amused by those movies to no wend
SproutChk: yah that black chick. " WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?! "
EthanIsASexyStud: Love the popcorn scene where that scary ass bitch comes out of the TV. *laughs* I remember how hard I laughed when I watched The Ring
EthanIsASexyStud: Mmmhmmm
EthanIsASexyStud: "Are you okay?" *head falls off*
SproutChk: OH NO YOU DIDN'T GET WATER ALLLLL UP IN MAH CARPET!
SproutChk: :)
EthanIsASexyStud: Haha
EthanIsASexyStud: Ahhh yes
EthanIsASexyStud: Lovin' these seasonal smileys
SproutChk: mah leaves?
SproutChk: yes. They rule
SproutChk: OK SO ROLL CALL ON THIS BIZZY!!
EthanIsASexyStud: Bah
EthanIsASexyStud: I cain't roll call
EthanIsASexyStud: I'm eatin some scrimps!
EthanIsASexyStud: you don't fuck with me when I'm eatin my scrimps
SproutChk: :: ghetto dances left to right... clapping ::
EthanIsASexyStud: all I wanna do is muthafuckin smoke
SproutChk: :: laughing ::
SproutChk: Ahhh yes. Da brat :) My idol
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: Ok ok I GOT DIS!! Start the beat Bruchetta :)
EthanIsASexyStud: Bruchetta, oh hell no
SproutChk: Get it?! GET IT!?! :) like the bread and the cheese and the stuff
EthanIsASexyStud: You know my name Frereshaka!
EthanIsASexyStud: Appreciante'...
SproutChk: Frereskaka- Khan
SproutChk: Fo sho
EthanIsASexyStud: Hrm
EthanIsASexyStud: What ever am I to do today...
SproutChk: I SAID START THE MUTHA FUCKIN BEAT, BITCH!
EthanIsASexyStud: Aite, hold up, I gotta take out my tooth for this
SproutChk: Aigh
SproutChk: aight
EthanIsASexyStud: *takes out the silver tooth*
EthanIsASexyStud: *starts beat boxin*
EthanIsASexyStud: AWWWWW YEAH
EthanIsASexyStud: go girl, GO
EthanIsASexyStud: *claps... stompclap*
SproutChk: Ooo girl yo man aight bought you the gold tooth yet?
SproutChk: Oh shit girl I fogots the stomp
EthanIsASexyStud: Mmmmmmmhmmm
EthanIsASexyStud: He's savin for the titanium
SproutChk: :: shakes ass ::
EthanIsASexyStud: ohhhhh
SproutChk: Bum bum chhhh bump bump chhhh
EthanIsASexyStud: WORK IT
SproutChk: Yo yo .. My name is Skanknetta
EthanIsASexyStud: badumbumCHA!... mmhmmmm, that's right...
SproutChk: My flo is raw
EthanIsASexyStud: *wakachickawakachicka*
EthanIsASexyStud: RAW, y'all
SproutChk: When asked if I kickst it with Bruchetta
EthanIsASexyStud: *symphony emerges*
SproutChk: I be like.. HELL NAW!
EthanIsASexyStud: THAT RIGH...
EthanIsASexyStud: hold up
SproutChk: What?
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh HELLLLLLLZ naw, did you just diss Miss Bruchettaniss?
SproutChk: Why you messin up mah flo, girl?
EthanIsASexyStud: I don't know if I can type ghetto-ly any more.
SproutChk: OH YOU WANNA START SUMPIN?
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
EthanIsASexyStud: *kicks you in the head*
SproutChk: HAHA!! You know I got that metal plate in my head!
SproutChk: Ok yes. Let's talk white now.
EthanIsASexyStud: mmmmhmm, and them IMPLANTS, too, you flat-chested PLATEHEAD
EthanIsASexyStud: ;P
SproutChk: Hi. I'm White.
EthanIsASexyStud: Okay.
EthanIsASexyStud: Hello, I am white, as well.
SproutChk: FLAT CHESTES PLATEHEAD?!
EthanIsASexyStud: A pleasure to make your acquaintance, whitey.
SproutChk: LOOK! I'M SO UPSET I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT!
EthanIsASexyStud: Hahaha!
EthanIsASexyStud: You heard me quite well, Flattie.
SproutChk: Yes. MY fellow whitey. The pleasure is all mine. Shall we play some golf?
EthanIsASexyStud: Now if you don't mind, I am going to indulge in a crumpet.
EthanIsASexyStud: Golf? How drab. How about a rousing game of cricket?
SproutChk: Oh yes. As shall I.
SproutChk: Ooo cricket. I can hardly contain my excitement over said sport
SproutChk: That will surely rouse my jolly's.
EthanIsASexyStud: Splendid. I'll go fetch my wickit stick!
EthanIsASexyStud: HAHAHAHA
EthanIsASexyStud: Okay, damn, I can't top rousing your jolly's
SproutChk: :: does white laughter ::
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: :: insane cackling ::
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
EthanIsASexyStud: Doot dee doo
SproutChk: yeth?
SproutChk: :)
SproutChk: I want a 650,000 dollar enzo ferrari :)
EthanIsASexyStud: You're in luck!
EthanIsASexyStud: I JUST bought one yesterday.
EthanIsASexyStud: And I'll SO give you a deal. It's a steal at $625,000.
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: Uh. I sell cars. Don't EVEN try to negotiate with me. IF you do. I will have YOU giving ME money by the end of it :)
EthanIsASexyStud: ;P
SproutChk: I'm good, what can I say? :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *shudders*...
EthanIsASexyStud: *drops the keys*
EthanIsASexyStud: please don't hurt me, mr. salesman...
SproutChk: THOUGHT SO!
SproutChk: hehe :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *runs away!*
EthanIsASexyStud: :) hehe
EthanIsASexyStud: Man, can you IMAGINE the commission on Ferrari's!
EthanIsASexyStud: Woooooo doggies
EthanIsASexyStud: First Hyundai. The next logical step is Ferrari, right?
SproutChk: I was gonna go for like.. BMW or Lexus :) Then Ferrari. Oh man. To be a ferrari seller you gotta have MAJOR recommendations. MAJOR experience. MAJOR skills :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *nod*
EthanIsASexyStud: Uh, Major HOOKUPS with Mr. Ferrari... HIMSELF!
SproutChk: Yah It's one of those " whos dick do I gotta suck for THAT job "
EthanIsASexyStud: Like, you have to go to Ferrari parties n shit
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh fuck that
EthanIsASexyStud: If it were that easy, I'd OWN Ferrari by now.
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: and you'd prolly have to relocate to like either miami. vegas. L.a.
EthanIsASexyStud: *nod*
SproutChk: haha :)
SproutChk: you and me both sista
EthanIsASexyStud: haha
EthanIsASexyStud: *highfive*
SproutChk: :: laughs ::
EthanIsASexyStud: Aite, it's time to do the CHEER
EthanIsASexyStud: *clap... clapclap... clap... clapclap*
EthanIsASexyStud: go girl!
EthanIsASexyStud: *clap... clapclap...*
EthanIsASexyStud: *nail flies off*
SproutChk: you have NO idea how hard I was laughing at my birthday cheer on LJ :)
EthanIsASexyStud: *laughs*
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh yes, that little thing... ;P
SproutChk: :: uses palms to get fake ass curls out of face :: Aight Imma do it
EthanIsASexyStud: Hahahahah! Palms, that's great
SproutChk: My name is Skanknetta
EthanIsASexyStud: Aite, go gurl!
EthanIsASexyStud: *right*
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: I do mah dance
SproutChk: SAY RIGHT BITCH!
SproutChk: DON'T MAKE ME START OVER!
EthanIsASexyStud: Oops
EthanIsASexyStud: DAMN
EthanIsASexyStud: shit, I'm looking for my NAIL
EthanIsASexyStud: you gots any glue?
SproutChk: Nawww girl you know that shit give you hives
EthanIsASexyStud: Mmmhmm, you right, you right
EthanIsASexyStud: okay
EthanIsASexyStud: *RIGHT*
SproutChk: Ok Imma keep doin dis
SproutChk: I make mah money
EthanIsASexyStud: *RIGGGGGGHT*
SproutChk: Lettin guys in mah pants!!! SHHH BOOYAH SHH SHH SHHH BOOYAH! ROLL CALL!!
EthanIsASexyStud: I SAAAAAID *RIGHT*
EthanIsASexyStud: Ohhhhhh
SproutChk: I saw dat, ho
EthanIsASexyStud: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh hoooooooo hooooooo
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh hellz naw
EthanIsASexyStud: *grabs the vaseline*
EthanIsASexyStud: that's IT, the rangs comin' off
SproutChk: Ohhhhhhh ho doh doh doh... you NEEDS to be REPRESENTIN in dis mix
EthanIsASexyStud: *laughs*
EthanIsASexyStud: That makes me think of that scene from Scary Movie ..3?
SproutChk: :: snicker ::
SproutChk: which scene/
EthanIsASexyStud: Where they're in the classroom and the woman's a teacher or something and she's all... AITE, now who the FUCK did that?
SproutChk: OH YAH! :)
SproutChk: that was so funny!
EthanIsASexyStud: Ah...
EthanIsASexyStud: I'm amused by those movies to no wend
SproutChk: yah that black chick. " WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?! "
EthanIsASexyStud: Love the popcorn scene where that scary ass bitch comes out of the TV. *laughs* I remember how hard I laughed when I watched The Ring
EthanIsASexyStud: Mmmhmmm
EthanIsASexyStud: "Are you okay?" *head falls off*
SproutChk: OH NO YOU DIDN'T GET WATER ALLLLL UP IN MAH CARPET!
SproutChk: :)
EthanIsASexyStud: Haha
EthanIsASexyStud: Ahhh yes
EthanIsASexyStud: Lovin' these seasonal smileys
SproutChk: mah leaves?
SproutChk: yes. They rule
SproutChk: OK SO ROLL CALL ON THIS BIZZY!!
EthanIsASexyStud: Bah
EthanIsASexyStud: I cain't roll call
EthanIsASexyStud: I'm eatin some scrimps!
EthanIsASexyStud: you don't fuck with me when I'm eatin my scrimps
SproutChk: :: ghetto dances left to right... clapping ::
EthanIsASexyStud: all I wanna do is muthafuckin smoke
SproutChk: :: laughing ::
SproutChk: Ahhh yes. Da brat :) My idol
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: Ok ok I GOT DIS!! Start the beat Bruchetta :)
EthanIsASexyStud: Bruchetta, oh hell no
SproutChk: Get it?! GET IT!?! :) like the bread and the cheese and the stuff
EthanIsASexyStud: You know my name Frereshaka!
EthanIsASexyStud: Appreciante'...
SproutChk: Frereskaka- Khan
SproutChk: Fo sho
EthanIsASexyStud: Hrm
EthanIsASexyStud: What ever am I to do today...
SproutChk: I SAID START THE MUTHA FUCKIN BEAT, BITCH!
EthanIsASexyStud: Aite, hold up, I gotta take out my tooth for this
SproutChk: Aigh
SproutChk: aight
EthanIsASexyStud: *takes out the silver tooth*
EthanIsASexyStud: *starts beat boxin*
EthanIsASexyStud: AWWWWW YEAH
EthanIsASexyStud: go girl, GO
EthanIsASexyStud: *claps... stompclap*
SproutChk: Ooo girl yo man aight bought you the gold tooth yet?
SproutChk: Oh shit girl I fogots the stomp
EthanIsASexyStud: Mmmmmmmhmmm
EthanIsASexyStud: He's savin for the titanium
SproutChk: :: shakes ass ::
EthanIsASexyStud: ohhhhh
SproutChk: Bum bum chhhh bump bump chhhh
EthanIsASexyStud: WORK IT
SproutChk: Yo yo .. My name is Skanknetta
EthanIsASexyStud: badumbumCHA!... mmhmmmm, that's right...
SproutChk: My flo is raw
EthanIsASexyStud: *wakachickawakachicka*
EthanIsASexyStud: RAW, y'all
SproutChk: When asked if I kickst it with Bruchetta
EthanIsASexyStud: *symphony emerges*
SproutChk: I be like.. HELL NAW!
EthanIsASexyStud: THAT RIGH...
EthanIsASexyStud: hold up
SproutChk: What?
EthanIsASexyStud: Oh HELLLLLLLZ naw, did you just diss Miss Bruchettaniss?
SproutChk: Why you messin up mah flo, girl?
EthanIsASexyStud: I don't know if I can type ghetto-ly any more.
SproutChk: OH YOU WANNA START SUMPIN?
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
EthanIsASexyStud: *kicks you in the head*
SproutChk: HAHA!! You know I got that metal plate in my head!
SproutChk: Ok yes. Let's talk white now.
EthanIsASexyStud: mmmmhmm, and them IMPLANTS, too, you flat-chested PLATEHEAD
EthanIsASexyStud: ;P
SproutChk: Hi. I'm White.
EthanIsASexyStud: Okay.
EthanIsASexyStud: Hello, I am white, as well.
SproutChk: FLAT CHESTES PLATEHEAD?!
EthanIsASexyStud: A pleasure to make your acquaintance, whitey.
SproutChk: LOOK! I'M SO UPSET I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT!
EthanIsASexyStud: Hahaha!
EthanIsASexyStud: You heard me quite well, Flattie.
SproutChk: Yes. MY fellow whitey. The pleasure is all mine. Shall we play some golf?
EthanIsASexyStud: Now if you don't mind, I am going to indulge in a crumpet.
EthanIsASexyStud: Golf? How drab. How about a rousing game of cricket?
SproutChk: Oh yes. As shall I.
SproutChk: Ooo cricket. I can hardly contain my excitement over said sport
SproutChk: That will surely rouse my jolly's.
EthanIsASexyStud: Splendid. I'll go fetch my wickit stick!
EthanIsASexyStud: HAHAHAHA
EthanIsASexyStud: Okay, damn, I can't top rousing your jolly's
SproutChk: :: does white laughter ::
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
SproutChk: :: insane cackling ::
EthanIsASexyStud: :P
