For the couples out there in LJ land....

[awesomesprout]

Fuck her gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies, but fella's, listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say HEY
I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' team work

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I wont cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then...I'm gonna FUCK YOU HARD
HARD

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Such beautiful lyrics brought a tear to my eye. Nat King Cole, Smokey Robinson, Sam and Dave, all mere idiots.

[sproutchk.livejournal.com]

that's nothing bad... why do you choose to go anonymous?

[b5fan.livejournal.com]

Normally, that would have amused me and perhaps even turned me on a little.

It's amazing what a new pregnancy does to your libido though. I'm almost always over-sexed and ready to rock, but for the last week... nothin' NOT A FUCKING THING!

The really odd thing is that I'm so very bothered by my lack of desire. One would assume that since there is no desire, it would not be a factor or concern for me right now. Instead, it feels like a major limb has been amputated or something.

I'm OK... really.