awesomesprout | THE GREATEST SONG EVER!!!

Vilkommen - Cabaret ( performed by Alan Cumming :: drool :: )

This is the monologue part from the song... so so sooo funny :)

" Leave your troubles.. outside. So life is disappointing? Forget it.
We have no troubles here. Here, life is BEAUTIFUL. The girls are BEAUTIFUL! Even the orchestra is BEAUTIFUL!! :: orchestra plays :: See... I told you the orchestra was BEAUTIFUL!!!

And now presenting the Carbaret girls..

Rosy! Rosy is so called cuz of the color of her cheeks...

LUU LUU! Oh you like luu luu? Huh? Yah? Well too bad.. so does rosy..

Frenchie!! You know I like to order frenchie on the side. ON YOUR SIDE FRENCHIE!!! Just kidding..

Texas! Yes... Texas is from America. But she is a very cunning linguist...

Fritzy!! Oh fritzy will you stop that! Already this week we've lost two waiters, a table, and three bottles of champagne up here like this....

And HELGA!! Helga is the baby. I'm like a father to her.. Mm hmm... So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's veryveryveryveryveryveryvery bad... "

:: snicker :: I love this song :)