A conversation with my cat....

[awesomesprout]

So I go to the bathroom and my cat. here's a little info on my cat. he's a one year old Norweigan forest cat. He follows me everywhere and he meows constantly. And he ONLY meows when i'm home...


So here goes:

( me going potty )

cat: Meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meowwwww meowwwww meow....

Me: Hi kitty.

Cat: Meow... meow meow...

Me: KITTY!! JESUS!! SERIOUSLY!! Do I meow at you when you're taking a poop? NO!!! SHUT UP!!!

Cat: Pause. MEOWWWWWW!!!

Me: ( smacking forehead) What?

Cat: MEOW!

Me: What!

Cat: MEEEOWWWWW!

Me: WHHHHATTTT!!!?!?!?

yes. highly philosophical...