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awesomesprout ([personal profile] awesomesprout) wrote2008-07-05 12:10 pm

ug.

Oh right.

I guess I missed the staff meeting where we discussed that July 5th, 2008 would be annoying customer/stupid people day.

For the love of god people!

Go home. get your brains. And then come talk to me.

For example:

*customer holds up sunglasses* " Are these sunglasses? "

Me: "Um. Yah? *makes WTF?! face at Owner/boss who makes same face*"

:: slamming head into wall ::

Next time tell them "No"

(Anonymous) 2008-07-06 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
They are semitransparent eye protection devices new and improved now coming in many styles and colors to better coordinate with their outfit

or

They are a piece of plastic decorative art that will soon be lost in obscure forgotten corner of their dwelling but at the time when the item was placed there seemingly was a location of pure genius for the purposes of not forgeting that said piece of facial focal wear and later turned into a place where time and space forgot.

Pat