My roommate....

[awesomesprout]

She awakes
It's 4am
She yells
Yells at me
Yells at the dog
Curses
The hamster runs in his wheel

The dog doesn't potty
I'm tired
I'm cold
I'm naked
I'm ignoring
Ignoring her
The hamster runs in his wheel

I go back to bed
The cat watches
Watches the birds
Pulls down the bird cage
Fuck the cat
I plan to clean it later
The hamster runs in his wheel

It's 9am
I take the dog outside
He doesn't potty
She yells
Yells at me
Bitches at me
Curses at me
Is a bitch
To me
The hamster sleeps

Comments

[appletrees.livejournal.com]

Argh. Why is she yelling at you?!

I'll kick her ass! *virtual kick*