Look, I'm honestly sorry that no one said happy birthday to you. Happy be-lated birthday Jessica. I'm sorry I forgot. I forgot Emily's and Beyer's too. It sucks and I understand you were upset. I did appreciate the card. If you'd been online when I had opened the card, I would've said thank you. I fully INTENDED to say thank you, but you happened to be away and I wanted to say it when you were actually there and not leave you an offline message.

I didn't realize birthdays were this important to you. I don't care about mine that much, so I usually don't say anything about anyone else's either. Again, sorry. I'll remember next time.