For the couples out there in LJ land....

Fuck her gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies, but fella's, listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say HEY
I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' team work

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I wont cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then...I'm gonna FUCK YOU HARD
HARD

The ramblings of a random mind....

So when I write in my journal.. This is usually how I do things. I'm going to break it down in sections..

Subject ( Title of the post): Usually I try to say something funny that somehow relates to what I'm about to say. If I'm writing really fast or I'm angry I usually make the subject only have one word or no subject at all.

Event ( The body of the post): So this is the part where I write about whatever it is I'm going to write about. Usually, I think about who's going to read my journal and who will most likely be affected and then who will most likely respond. I take all these into consideration and I generally gear my posts towards a certain demographic. Like if I pissed about the man bringin us down. Then I'll be like hey! Who can I relate this to. Then I write about it.

Current Mood: That's usually something I rarely use anymore unless I'm REALLY feeling a particular way and I want people to really grasp that.

Music: Truthfully. When I'm writing I will almost pick a song that best suits my post. It doesn't even have to be the song I was listening to. It's just a matter of circumstances.


So there you have it :) The ever so complicated interworkings of my mind.

Enjoy.

Some late night musings....

So I'm watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy... this show.. Rules. I'm learning a lot as far as myself goes too.

James is going out of town for a week on tuesday... I'm gonna miss him. But I'm gonna be busy with my own job to even spend a lot of time worrying about it. Tho the nights will be lonely...

So I talked to my boss and he said that I begin my official Concord Hyundai job training on tuesday at noon. I'm going to be training from tuesday til friday, noon to 5 everyday ;)

I've been thinking a lot about mine and James' relationship. I'm happy with James. VERY happy. Though there are some things that bother me, there's time to work on those.

Welp... not much else going on... I also want to apologize to Ryan for forgetting to talk to James for him.. like I said my mind was totally off the wall this last week and it totally slipped my mind... and secondly, I'm sorry to Johanna for being so late yesterday.. i really fucked up about that and I'm sorry to have pissed you and other people off.

So it's time to watch t.v. til I pass out and a big day of getting my Vehicular Sales License tomorrow! :) YAY!!