ATTENTION:

DUE TO THE FACT THAT I'M POOR AS FUCK AND WON'T HAVE ANY MONEY UNTIL I EITHER

A: GET A JOB

OR

B: A MIRACLE HAPPENS AND MY STUDENT LOAN WHICH I'VE PRETTY MUCH GIVEN UP ON, COMES THROUGH IN THE LAST 2 DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS

MY CELL PHONE WILL PROBABLY BE SHUT OFF EITHER TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER.

I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO TURN IT ON BECAUSE THE NEXT 2 - 3 SETS OF UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS ARE DEVOTED TO 2 MONTHS OF MY RENT.

IF YOU NEED TO GET A HOLD OF ME.

E-MAIL ME I GUESS.

IF I'M NEAR LOREN'S PHONE. I'LL UPDATE WITH THAT.

That is all.

And now...

( My weekend... )

( And other worrysome mutterings... )

Myth...

Ok I'd like to dispell a rumor that is going around.

AXE and TAG bodyspray DOOOOO NOT Make you smell good.

They do NOT attract women.

Unless those women are cheap and have poor taste.

That is all.

Now if only my fuckin roommate knew that and didn't choke me everytime he put it on.

No wait. Lemme rephrase that.

DOUSED HIMSELF IN IT LIKE HE WAS A FIRE AND THE AXE SPRAY WAS THE WATER.