Frackin zaps....

I would just like to say... that if I ever had to thank the spirits up above for the creation of one person. That person... would be barbara strei.. I mean.. oh my god... :) No seriously tho... the four people at the top of my list right now... are koga, moonpotatoe, ford_exploder and finally.. my grandma... even tho she can be a total bitch sometimes she does help me out... a lot...

Sir koga... these last few.. erm.. days :) have been great... I think meeting you was one of the greatest things that's happened to me in a long time... you're amazing... you're beautiful... you're so great to be around... and you've helped me in more ways than you know... got a minute? I'll tell ya about how you did sometime... you're sweet... I hope this is the beginning of even more wonderful things to come....

Mah homie moonpotatoe You rawk :) Thanks for lettin me come over and annoy you all the time :) hehe... yah... I know you hate it... and thanks for the never ending stream of knowledge, jokes and advice.. you're really awesome :)

My secret 3,000 mile away lover whom I've never met in person ford_exploder Mikey... I love you.... I always will... you've been my friend... for god.. how many years now? Always there with a kind word... I'll be here for you whenever you need me.... fuck.. if you're ever sick and azad can't get off her lazy soap opera watchin ass ( note: I don't really know her so this is just an assumption ) call me... I'll fly on over and bring you chicken soup.. it may be cold. But it's chicken soup damn it!! EAT THE SOUP BITCH!! OH... eh heh.. .cough cough... :) Anyway... Love you baby... and don't worry.... the dust bunnies won't hurt too much when they bite... I promise :) heh...

and grammy... well... yah :) thanks for everything... now... say something nice before I start to yell back... gr....

now.. if my medication would stop given me the zaps... all you effexor people know what I'm talkin about....

And oh my god... Bound. Is my new favorite movie.. this. Is my movie list.

Orgazmo
Baseketball
Hackers
The saint
Fast and the furious
Splendor ( it's about polyamory.. see it you bitches!! )
Rose Red
Hedwig and the angry inch
The emporers new groove ( people throwin stuff... I dunno )
Harry potter 1 and 2
and finally...
Bound..


It has everything!!!
Mafia stuff, lesbian sex scenes, crime, lesbian sex scenes, a great plot, lesbian sex scenes, great actors, and of course... lesbian sex!! OHHH My god... I would so fuck Gina Girshon. Right the hell now. My dream orgy:

Vin diesel
Val Kilmer
Gina Girshon
Angelina Jolie
ahem... koga... ahem :)
Mikey!! :)
Paul Walker
Orlando Bloom
and Michael Pitt...

And then. I could die. No really.. I'd be like... it don't get no better than this people... :)

Well. yes.

fin.

And the lord said!!!
Let there be Jessica :)
And it was done
And the lord saw that Jessica was good..
Boy... was she ever!!
OHHHH LORDY!! :)

Oh man... I'm weird... back to bound!!!